Yes it's Saturday! I'm still in Mississippi spending the last few precious moments that my brother has with him. He's comfortable and waiting for his daughter (we think) who arrives in about an hour.
In the meantime I thought a little lightheartedness would be a nice diversion.
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.
Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu.
I hope you have a pleasant weekend.